So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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