That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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