question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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