i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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