yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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