I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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