At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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