I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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