lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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