Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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