She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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