her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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