he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
