Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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