I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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