FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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