lets start a swedish sibling band together
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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