I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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