everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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