Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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