Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I will be naked everywhere
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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