i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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