It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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