Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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