Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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