I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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