I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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