at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
