Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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