my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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