Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You made out with two different species that night
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Drunk is a universal language darling
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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