Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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