I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'd cum for enchiladas.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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