I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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