So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I don't think brook has ever known best
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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