I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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