that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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