no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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