Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im six kinds of drunk right now
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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