I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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