As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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