Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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