Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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