eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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