He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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