; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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