hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Acid is not a monday night drug
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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