We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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