I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
