i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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